Friday, May 23, 2008

Happy Pig Theory

Some interesting theories about human and pigs:

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work

in other words,


Human that don't know how to enjoy = pigs that work


Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
therefore, Men - earn money = Pigs

in other words,


Men that don't earn money = Pigs


Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend
therefore, Women - spend = Pigs
In other words,


Women that don't spend = Pigs


Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!

Men + Women = 2 Pigs
Wish all the pigs happy forever.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fantastic theory!
It does reflect the reality of life.

Liz said...

hahaha

definitely very interesting.

I think i am a pig XD